Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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