I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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