Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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