i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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