i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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