Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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