In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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