She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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