Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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