So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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