well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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