yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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