i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
