are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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