Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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