Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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