hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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