So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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