the new term for farting is butt boxing.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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