I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
