Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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