U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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