Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
