Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Someone shit on the floor
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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