So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
