Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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