Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
