She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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