How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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