I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
