No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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