how can u be prego again
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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