..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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