gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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