i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
