Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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