okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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