You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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