no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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