Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
