me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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