Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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