do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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