I hate all girls vehemently.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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