You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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