Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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