i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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