The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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