I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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