so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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