Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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