Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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