8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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