i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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