Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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