we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
tell me about the fingering
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